Bridget's class had the assignment to spotlight an animal and make a poster or a diorama featuring the animal. She picked giraffes. We spent some time looking up facts about giraffes and I found fabric with a giraffe print on it to use... somehow. Bridget glued and colored and supervised. (On Monday we headed to the office to finish up the poster and Bridget said, "Can I watch a movie while you finish it?")
Under the fabric patches we have written her fun facts. A baby giraffe is taller than Bridget's Daddy! Giraffes can grab things with their tongues! Giraffes make a noise that humans can't hear! Great stuff.
I had enough fabric left over to make a scarf for Bridget to wear during her presentation. (All giraffes have spots, but they're all different from each other. What am I going to do with all this information now?) When I picked her up after school Bridget said her report went "fine" and her teacher said it was "cute." COME ON! She was wearing a giraffe print scarf! Give me something more. Instead, Bridget voiced her disappointment that we hadn't done a "diarrhea" instead of a poster. Sigh. I don't know how parents with more than one grade school age kid do this.
(Later last night Bridget said that one of her friends liked her animal showcase the best - that it was "amazing." That kid saved the day.)
4 comments:
Surely you get extra credit for wearing a giraffe print scarf, right? That poster is super cute. Looks like a lot of work . . . for parents.
Again, why the parents are doing their kids' work is beyond me. I say "never" will I do that (even after my recent reading of The Parenting Breakthrough), and yet I know I'm next. "Ridiculous!" says the teacher-turned-parent.
I love bridget "diva" quotes. I also love little girls with big expectations that can only be accomplished by mom. When the expectations aren't met, it's mom's fault. The scarf is adorable. I am pretty sure her teacher thought so,too.
Do remember when Tim had a sticky note next to his computer that just said "diarrhea"? That's still funny.
The poster is very cute, and it sounds like she learned some great stuff. Well done.
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